Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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