- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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