How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Justin beiber..

Ms Leong Sux

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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