- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A fat guy!

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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