- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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