- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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