- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Golf.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Women's Rights

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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