A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Wenis Penis

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Anti Joke

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