- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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