A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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