What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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