- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

you give like i give lomain

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What is older than history?

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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