Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

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