- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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