- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Womens rights.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

A blonde girl walks into a car.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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