- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Your girlfriend.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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