- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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