- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

poopy is poopy

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

George W. Bush

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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