- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

what did jacob say to coach a joke

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

"Knock knock" Come in!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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