- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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