- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

drew edminstin is a rat

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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