- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Boxing on Boxing Day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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