- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Eric is gay Ha

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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