- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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