What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Womens rights.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Male leadership.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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lets bomb africa

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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