- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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