Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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