Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

yolo your orange looks orange

Jeff

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

A black student graduated High School

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

you suck

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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