- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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