How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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