- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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