How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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