- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats cold and frozen? ice

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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