- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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