- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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