- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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