- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

AIDS

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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