- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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