- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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