- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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