Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

AIDS

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Bob Saget that is all

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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