- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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