- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

a black guy walks into a black bar

A baby seal walks into a club.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's half of 8? o

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

if got a joke if fogot it

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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