a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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