There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Indians

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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