- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.