Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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I read the terms of service.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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