A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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This is a joke.

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WILLYS

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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