- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three short words? i a am

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Dance is a sport

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Sarah Palin

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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