- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Bitch

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Your adopted

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??