- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Pickles are powerful

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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