If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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