What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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I am quite mature.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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