- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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