Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

your no better than a cockroach

lol

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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