What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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