- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Prostitution is bad.......

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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