- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

12 niqqa 12.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

I'm rick james bitch

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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