Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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