What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

drew edminstin is a rat

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Anti Joke

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