In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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