Who wants $300? Me too.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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