- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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