- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock knock" Come in!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

I hate Jews The Holocaust

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why so serious ?

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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