- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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