- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Whats 1+1? window!

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Where's my baby??

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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