- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why so serious ?

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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