- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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