why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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