A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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