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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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