- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Your sex life.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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