When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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