- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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