Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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