- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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