- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

The duck didn't cross the road.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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