- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A: Do you like it B: No

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A fat guy!

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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