- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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