Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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get in the car.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Everybody will die

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Boner

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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