Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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flavin's head

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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