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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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