- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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