Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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