- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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