- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Ask me if im a tree? No

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Sex

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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