- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

You're a big fat monkey.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Obama = ebola

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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