What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Women's rights

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Is maynaise an instrument?

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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