- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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