- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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