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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Trump will make America great again.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.