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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Knock knock. Get out!!

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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