- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

don't just stand there

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

anti jokes are really funny

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Nickelback

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Kys

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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