- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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