How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Antijokes...

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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