What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Kys

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Nickelback

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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