What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Your mother just died.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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