- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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