- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

womans having rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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