- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Asian women drivers...

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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