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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

I'm rick james bitch

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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