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Well this is pointless.....

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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the WNBA

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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