- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

[Set up] [No punch line]

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Justin Bieber.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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