A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

whats up and also down? your mum

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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