Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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I enjoy Popcorn

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Anti Joke

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