Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

whats up and also down? your mum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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