- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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