What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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9/11 my birthday

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Women's Rights Movement

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