Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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