- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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