whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

mikey is cute

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Cancer.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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