- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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