What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Michael Brown

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