What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A Serbian Film

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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