- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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