- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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