- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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