why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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