- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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